The Crying Parade

Indonesian Idol is just another parade of so-so singers with a millions of overrated cry-cry-cry scenes that make me sick and want to throw up. Some stupid drama was also made in between the judges, but hey, none of them even ever played Sinetron! ha-ha-ha.

Some good singers were pointed out because they are way too good and don’t have any issues like : kakak pencopet, pengamen, nggak melihara macan, bajunya kurang seksi, etc. Most of the singers in top 24 surely are those with problems that clearly ready to cry-cry-cry anytime. Hey, that’s what RCTI camera loves right? Stasiun TV sinetron cengeng sih!

After small inspections, I have tips for all of you above average singers but would like to be in the TOP 24.

1. Wear the weirdest clothes ever. Because you will be even getting weirder wardrobe in the TOP 12.

2. If you ugly, then you should have GREAT MELANCHOLIC STORIES about your life.

3. If you think that you are well qualified enough to be another “Cinta Laura” so you don’t have to be worry, because they see your face first, voice is just a plus point.

4. Cry for any kind of reason, then the camera will always spotted you.

If this tips ain’t working, it means that your voice are absolutely good and you don’t have to waste your time for this hideous Crying Parade.

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  1. imgar Berkata:
    April 19, 2008 pukul 9:02 am

    semakin susah hidupnya..semakin sering nangis..semakin terbuka buat jadi idol.. :p

  2. Ade Berkata:
    April 19, 2008 pukul 9:32 am

    Mmmm… the new layout is sucks….
    Hehe..

  3. agn Berkata:
    April 19, 2008 pukul 11:46 am

    @imgar : tapi gar di reality show emang kayak gini, seperti yg pernah gw ikutin juga kalo yg cengeng ama pemarah pasti masuk. Kalo datar, ya wis mampret aja.. hahaha

    @ade : semakin dewasa semakin simple, :p

  4. ferli Berkata:
    April 19, 2008 pukul 7:15 pm

    yoe.. bener bgt, ospek model baru, diomel2in mulu yah pesertanya

  5. yanti Berkata:
    April 26, 2008 pukul 9:34 am

    okey, semalem nonton babak workshop penyisihan, eh lah kok yang suarane gak enak malah menang, sing suarane enak gak menang….sampe juri jurinya syok.

    ps. kata daniel + dewi san san eh sandra, inilah pilihan indonesia..lha mosok indonesia milih sing elek rek….

    jadi mending gak usah liat timbang mangkel

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